Bali Beach Bliss: New Deluxe Room Awaits!
Bali Beach Bliss: New Deluxe Room Awaits! - A Review Gone Wild
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get the real Bali Beach Bliss experience, the unvarnished truth, not the sanitized brochure version. I just got back from a week there, and let me tell you, it’s been a rollercoaster. Prepare for a review that’s less Michelin-star perfection and more… well, a slightly burnt nasi goreng with a side of existential dread and pure, unadulterated bliss.
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First Impressions (Or, My Luggage’s Struggle with the Elevator)
Okay, so the “New Deluxe Room Awaits!” part? Yeah, that’s not a lie. Shiny, freshly-painted walls, a bed that practically begged me to dive in (and I happily obliged), all very pleasing to the eye. But let’s talk about the elevator, shall we? I’m not entirely sure it qualified as “accessible” in the strictest sense. My suitcase and I battled it out on multiple occasions. It's accessible, but barely. And the exterior corridor, which I’m guessing, is part of the accessibility package. I was happy to see a fire extinguisher nearby, which made me feel like these guys think about the guests.
Accessibility (More like, "Accessibility…ish")
- Wheelchair accessible: I’d give it a hesitant thumbs up. The public areas seemed decent, but I didn’t have a wheelchair to really test it. Some ramps were subtle, yet prevalent.
- Elevator: Mentioned above. Functional, but could use some TLC.
- Facilities for disabled guests: I saw some effort, but the devil’s in the details. Check specific room configurations before you book.
Rooms That Make You Say "Ahh" (And Maybe "Where's the Remote?")
My "New Deluxe" room was lovely. Seriously. The blackout curtains? Absolute game-changer for someone who values sleep (ME!). The bathroom phone? Who uses those anymore, but it’s there! The air conditioning worked like a champ, saving my life during the Balinese heat. But, and there’s always a but… the remote control situation was a bit… chaotic. Seemed like every day it would magically get lost, buried under the mountain of pillows.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Food Coma)
Right, the food. This is where things get really interesting.
- Restaurants: Multiple. Varied. Some good, some… less so. The main restaurant offering Asian and International cuisine was a mixed bag. The buffet was massive, possibly overwhelming.
- Asian Cuisine: Available, although sometimes the authenticity felt… questionable.
- Western Cuisine: Present, in case you're feeling homesick for a burger.
- Breakfast The breakfast buffet was a feeding frenzy. Imagine a herd of hungry tourists descending upon a mountain of pastries and questionable fruit. I'm here for it!
- Happy Hour: Essential. Especially after a day navigating the chaotic beauty of Bali. The cocktails were strong, which sometimes I needed to forget my troubles.
- Poolside Bar: I practically lived there, fueled by Bintangs and the sheer joy of not being at work.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: They have coffee. It was okay.
- Desserts in restaurant: Delicious. Pure decadence.
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Alternative meal arrangement, Bottle of water, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: All available.
- Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver when I was feeling too lazy to leave my room.
The Spa: My Escape from Reality (With a Few Hiccups)
Okay, this is where Bali Beach Bliss truly shines. The spa is… sublime. The pool with a view is the pièce de résistance. The whole experience is designed to melt away your stress.
- Spa: Yes, with every treatment under the sun.
- Massage: Heavenly. Seriously, I got a Balinese massage that made my muscles weep with joy.
- Body scrub, Body wrap: Indulgent, effective, and made me feel like a goddess.
- Sauna, Steamroom, Spa/sauna: Lovely, but the steam room was a bit… steamy. Almost couldn’t breathe.
- Foot bath: Bliss. Pure Foot-Bliss.
Things to Do (Besides Just Exist in Paradise)
Let's be real, a lot of my "things to do" involved lounging by the pool and questionable life choices, as you do. But if you're feeling adventurous, they offer excursions and activities.
- Swimming pool [outdoor], Pool with view: Gorgeous. The water was perfect. I spent hours just floating, watching the clouds drift by.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I saw the gym. I did not go. I was on vacation.
- Things to do, ways to relax: Mostly, napping, swimming, and staring blankly at the ocean.
Internet (Because, Let’s Face It, We’re All Addicted)
The Wi-Fi situation was… a bit volatile.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: True, but the speed varied wildly. Sometimes it was lightning-fast, other times I felt like I was back in the dial-up era.
- Internet: Basically, you got it.
- Internet [LAN]: I didn’t test this.
Cleanliness and Safety (In the Age of… Well, You Know)
Bali Beach Bliss takes safety seriously. I felt reassured by the measures they had in place.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Checks all the right boxes.
Other Bits and Bobs (The Nitty-Gritty)
- Services and conveniences: Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, etc.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: See above!
- For the kids: Babysitting service.
- Getting around: Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Yes. Absolutely. Despite the occasional hiccup, the Bali Beach Bliss delivered on its promise of relaxation and indulgence. The new rooms are gorgeous, the spa is divine, and the overall vibe is perfect for escaping the everyday grind. Just be prepared for the occasional internet outage, the chaotic elevator, and the slightly questionable fruit at breakfast. But hey, that’s Bali, right? Messy, imperfect, and utterly enchanting. Don't expect perfection, expect a good time.
Final Notes:
- My stay was mostly perfect.
- The staff was friendly and lovely.
- The sunrises were magnificent.
- I'm already plotting my return.
- I’d give it a solid 8.5 out of 10.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's Bali itinerary. This is my Bali itinerary, and frankly, it's a complete and utter work in progress. But hey, that's life, right? Messy, chaotic, and hopefully, incredibly fun. We're talking a New Deluxe Room in a Comfy Apartment (fingers crossed it actually is comfy, and not just "Bali-comfy" – meaning, probably a bit damp and with a gecko named Geoff in the corner). Let's dive in…
Day 1: Debarkation and Disaster… Possibly (Arrival and Immediate Regret – Kinda)
- Morning (Bali Time, Which is Basically "Whenever You Feel Like It"): Touchdown at Denpasar International Airport. Pray the baggage handlers are having a good day. My luggage is a sentient being, and it will stage a revolt if treated with disrespect. My internal monologue will probably be a rapid-fire mix of "OMG Bali!" and "Did I pack enough sunscreen?"
- Transportation: Pre-booked a driver (pro tip: always pre-book!). I'm hoping he speaks vaguely English. I don't speak any Bahasa Indonesia beyond "terima kasih" (thank you) and "nasi goreng" (fried rice – a necessity, let's be real). Anticipating a bumpy ride filled with aggressive scooter drivers and the glorious cacophony of Bali traffic. I'm also prepping myself to barter aggressively for water bottles at the first roadside shop.
- Afternoon: Check-in at "Comfy Apartment." This is where the REAL drama begins. Will the deluxe room actually have a decent view? Will the air conditioning be strong enough to combat the humid heat? Will the bed be shaped like a giant seashell and require a crane to hoist myself out of it? Only time will tell…
- Immediate Regret Moment: Exploring the local warung (small family-run restaurant). I'm notorious for ordering things I cannot identify or pronounce. Pretty sure I once ate a deep-fried insect in Thailand because I thought it was a… well, something else. Let's hope my stomach isn't holding a grudge this time. And, you know, no food poisoning, please.
- Evening: Sunset on the beach. Officially, it's the "romantic" part of the day. Honestly, I'm just hoping the sand isn't ridiculously hot, and I can find a halfway decent iced latte and some peace from any mosquitos. Gonna try to ignore the tourists trying to be "insta-cool" doing yoga poses. Gonna try. Trying.
Day 2: Seminyak's Siren Song (Shopping, Surfing and Serious Sunburn)
- Morning: Shopping in Seminyak. Prepare for sensory overload. Trendy boutiques next to dusty artisan shops. Aggressive shopkeepers practically throwing silk scarves at you. I'm going for a sarong, maybe some cool jewelry and more sunscreen.
- Afternoon: Surf's Up (And So Is My Anxiety): Surfing lessons at a beginner-friendly beach. I've seen the pros on Instagram. I know I won't look like them. Prepare for a series of spectacular wipeouts, swallowed ocean water, and a general feeling of "Why did I think this was a good idea?" The instructor will probably be super chill, and I'll feel like a complete klutz. Praying to Neptune for mercy. My internal dialogue will be 90% "Don't fall! Don't fall!" and 10% "Wow, the wave is pretty…"
- Late Afternoon: The Red, It Burns (and That's My Skin): Post-surf sun down – ouch. Sunburn is inevitable. Apply aloe vera. Repeatedly. I'm fairly certain my face will resemble a lobster. Contemplating life choices over the last two days.
- Evening: Beachfront dinner, hopefully with live music. Trying to look at the ocean and breath. Feeling the salty air. Maybe it's time for a cocktail or three. Thinking about ordering the most ridiculous dish on the menu. Maybe something with fire involved. I'll pretend that I haven't spent the afternoon mostly underwater.
Day 3: Ubud – The Yoga Retreat (Or, The Quest for Zen… And Really Good Smoothie Bowls)
- Morning: Drive to Ubud. Pack snacks. The drive is long and filled with lush greenery and the scent of incense. Prepare for traffic. (I've heard Ubud is the real deal, but I'm also prepared for the "Eat, Pray, Love" cliché-fest.)
- Afternoon: Yoga Class and Soul Searching (Or Soul-Avoiding): Attend a yoga class. Pray I don't end up accidentally farting mid-pose. Or worse, that my stomach doesn't make the sound of a whale. After reading the reviews, I'm prepared to hate it. But, also, it could be really good. Maybe I'll finally find my inner peace, or maybe I'll just find myself really, really hungry.
- Late Afternoon: Smoothie bowls! I am officially embracing the cliché and finding the best smoothie bowl Ubud has to offer. Extra granola, extra fruit, please. It's research.
- Evening: Explore Ubud's (in)famous Monkey Forest. Will keep my distance from the cheeky monkeys. Will keep my belongings close by. Will try to not scream when one tries to steal my sunglasses. (I'm looking at you, sneaky monkey!)
- Evening's "Zen" moment: Massage. Okay, officially here to relax, and to try to get the feeling of the "Bali" experience. No more, "Omg I have to buy this, and this, and this…"
Day 4: Rice Terraces and Cultural Immersion (Maybe I'll Become Enlightened… Maybe I'll Just Get Muddy)
- Morning: Visit the Tegalalang Rice Terraces. I'll try to capture the perfect Instagram photo (but it will likely be a blurry mess). Probably end up slipping in the mud and smelling vaguely of manure.
- Afternoon: Cooking Class! Attempt to make some sort of Balinese delicacy. Expect to burn at least one thing, and possibly set fire to the kitchen. The chef will look upon my efforts with a mixture of amusement and pity.
- Late Afternoon: Explore a local temple or cultural site. Trying my best to be respectful of the Balinese culture and traditions. It will be a reminder of how different the world is.
- Evening: Back to the beach! This time, I'm going to be "sophisticated". More cocktails. Actually going to walk on the shore.
Day 5: Departure (or, The Sadness of Leaving Paradise… And My Bank Account)
- Morning: Last-minute souvenir shopping (inevitably regretting the things I didn't buy). Packing (a logistical nightmare, always). Double checking my passport (because, you know, panic).
- Afternoon: Farewell lunch! Probably something fried. Probably something delicious. A last-minute glimpse of the ocean.
- Evening: Head to the airport. Hoping the plane doesn't have a layover. Praying my luggage doesn't stage a second revolt. Contemplating when I can possibly return.
- Departure: Goodbye, Bali. You were messy. You were sweaty. You were… wonderful. Until next time! Honestly, I will start planning the next trip before even getting to the plane.
Post-Trip Ramblings & Reflections:
So, there you have it. My completely discombobulated, probably-going-to-be-a-disaster Bali itinerary. It's imperfect, it's unpredictable, and it's mine. And in the end, that's all that matters. Because even if I spend half the time lost, covered in sunscreen, and battling jet lag, I'll have memories to last me a lifetime. (And hopefully, a few decent photos, too.)
P.S. If you see a slightly sunburnt, yoga-challenged individual frantically searching for a smoothie bowl… that’s me. Say hi! And maybe share a spare bottle of water… and maybe a tiny bit of your extra sunscreen?
Phuket Paradise: Your Stunning Seaview Pool Villa Awaits!
Okay, spill the beans! What's actually NEW about this "Deluxe Room" everyone's raving about at Bali Beach Bliss?
Alright, alright, you want the dirt? Look, the "Deluxe Room" is... well, it's *deluxe*. Seriously though, it's bigger, like, significantly bigger than the old ones. I actually got lost for a hot minute the first time I walked in. They've got this whole Balinese-inspired design going on - lots of wood, comfy-looking stuff, and HUGE windows. And the view? Forget about it. I swear, from my room, I could practically *feel* the sand between my toes. They're calling it a "partial ocean view," but honestly, from the bed, it's pretty darn close to full-on paradise. Oh, and the bathroom? Forget about showering in a cramped little box. They've got a rain shower that's so powerful it almost rips you off the showerhead. (Almost. I survived.)
Is it REALLY worth the extra cash? I saw the price, and my bank account whimpered.
That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Look, I'm a budget traveler at heart. I've slept in places that *should* be condemned. But... this? Okay, it's not cheap. Honestly, I choked a *little* when I saw the final bill. But here's the thing: that bed? I'm talking, like, a cloud-like existence. I slept SO well. The peace and quiet was worth its weight in gold, especially after a long flight. And the little extras – the complimentary fruit platter, the daily (and I mean DAILY!) turndown service with cute little flowers on the pillow – they added up to feeling pretty pampered. My advice? Maybe cut back on the cocktails for a week beforehand? Because yeah, it's an investment in your sanity.
Tell me about the food! Because, let's face it, a beautiful room is great, but I need to be fed!
Oh, the food! Okay, so the main restaurant, "Sunset Breeze," is... predictable, but in a good way. Honestly, sometimes you just need a reliable, slightly-overpriced club sandwich (which, by the way, was pretty darn good). They've got a buffet breakfast that’s a total feast, but get there early! The vultures - I mean, the other guests - descend quickly. The best part? The little beachside warung (local cafe) just down the sand. Seriously, walk a few minutes down the beach and you'll find the REAL gems. Fresh grilled fish, crazy cheap Bintang beers... that's where the magic happens. Don't be afraid to venture out! You'll miss out if you just stick to the hotel's fare. I almost did, and I’m SO glad I didn’t.
Any downsides? (Because let's be real, everything has a catch.)
Okay, okay, the nitty-gritty. First, the "beach access." It's... not *directly* from your room. You gotta walk a little, which isn't a huge deal, but it's not like you can just roll out of bed and onto the sand. (Though, wouldn't that be AMAZING?!) Also, the Wi-Fi in my room was a little spotty at times. I mean, I needed to post that perfect sunset Insta-pic, and I had to keep wandering around to catch a signal. And the biggest thing? The noise at night. There's a bar nearby, and sometimes, even with the windows closed, the music thumped late into the night. Bring earplugs! Seriously, pack them. You’ll thank me later. (And maybe a little more…I’m still slightly sleep-deprived.) Oh! And the service, while generally good, could be a little slow at times. I spent a *significant* amount of time waiting for my first Bintang. But…hey, you're in Bali. What's the rush?
What activities are there? Or are you just supposed to sit there and soak up the sun (which sounds amazing, honestly)?
Oh, you can do SO much! The hotel has a pool (which, honestly, I mostly avoided because the beach was RIGHT THERE!), a spa (which I highly recommend - the Balinese massage practically melted me into a puddle), and they organize excursions. I went on a day trip to a temple (which was… intense, in a good way), and I tried surfing (which was a complete and utter disaster, full of much flailing, and hilarious to watch). But the best thing? Just wandering around. Explore the local villages! Talk to the people! Get lost! That’s where the real adventure lies. Don't be afraid to just... be.
I'm a nervous traveler. What's the vibe like? Is it super pretentious or chill?
Okay, good question! The vibe is… mostly chill. It's definitely not a place where you need to parade around in designer clothes. People mostly seemed friendly, and there's a real laid-back atmosphere. There were families with little kids, honeymooning couples, and even a few solo travelers like myself. I definitely didn't feel out of place rocking my slightly-too-worn-out tank top and shorts. It's not ultra-luxe, which is a plus IMO. It's more…relaxed luxury, if that makes sense? You can be yourself, which is always a win in my book.
Okay, let's get REALLY specific. The "partial ocean view"... Does it *actually* have an ocean view? I've been burned before.
Alright, fine, fine. The "partial ocean view." It's... well, it depends on your room. Some rooms, like mine (Room 312 - I’m dropping the tea RIGHT NOW), had a *fantastic* view. Seriously, I could sit on my balcony and watch the waves crashing all day. You might see a bit of the pool, and some trees, but the ocean is definitely there. Others, further back? Maybe not so much. Honestly, try and request a room on a higher floor, on the side facing the ocean. And if you're offered a room with a "partial" view, and it's even remotely dodgy, demand a better one! Don’t be shy! They *want* you to be happy. I had a mini-meltdown in the lobby about a leaky faucet in the first room and they moved me immediately. (Okay, maybe not a meltdown, more of a slightly-exasperated sigh. I’m British, after all.)
Final verdict? Would you go back? And would YOU, the super-picky reviewer, actually recommend this place?
Okay. Deep breath. Yes. Bloody *yes*. DespiteHotel Hide Aways
