Bali's BEST Kept Secret: Seahua Haha Tulamben Dive Resort!
Okay, buckle up, because we're diving (pun absolutely intended) into the "Best Kept Secret" of Bali: Seahua Haha Tulamben Dive Resort! Prepare for a review that's less polished brochure and more "chatting with your best friend after a few Bintangs." This ain't your grandma's travelogue.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good!)
Alright, let's be real, Bali isn't always the most accessible place. Forget smooth pavements. But Seahua Haha? Surprisingly good, actually. They've got the basics covered.
- Wheelchair Accessible: I poked around, and while it's not perfectly smooth sailing everywhere, they do have ramps and elevators. Don't expect Disneyland levels of accessibility, but they've made a solid effort. Now, getting to the dive sites… that's a story for another time (hint: think bumpy roads!)
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: Saw some thoughtfully placed grab bars in a few rooms. A big win.
- Accessibility in general: The resort sprawls a bit, so you'll do some walking. But the pace is chill. Which is kinda the point, right?
The All-Important Internet: Do You Really Need It?
Okay, this is where things get interesting. You're in Bali. You're diving. Are you really going to be glued to your phone? Still, let's cover the bases…
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Boom! This is HUGE. No more scrambling for a signal near the lobby. You can chill in your room and… and… okay, maybe still a bit of phone time. But hey, you can WhatsApp those amazing underwater photos.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet Services, Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Yep, all present and accounted for. The Wi-Fi was… generally decent. Sometimes a little spotty, but honestly, who cares when you can spend your day seeing the USAT Liberty shipwreck?
- Laptop Workspace: There's a desk in the rooms. You know, for those essential emails.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Underwater Paradise & Beyond!
Okay, this is where Seahua Haha shines. It's not just a dive resort, it's a life resort.
- Diving, diving, diving! Duh! The USAT Liberty shipwreck is literally right there. I mean, you pop out of your room, wander a few steps, and bam – one of the world's most incredible dive sites. I lost count of the times I was just… speechless underwater. The coral! The fish! The sheer scale of the wreck! Just… wow. I'm no Jacques Cousteau, but I felt like I could become one!
- Ways to Relax:
- Pool with View: The pool? Absolutely stunning, overlooks the ocean. Perfect spot to chill after surfacing from your dive or, you know, just because.
- Massage, Spa/Sauna: They have a spa area, definitely. While I didn't personally get a massage (hey, I was too busy diving!), the whispers were good, and the vibe was pure zen.
- Steamroom: Apparently, they have a steam room too! I didn't locate it; probably a bit out of order but I got the sense the resort wasn't as keen on promoting it!
- Fitness center: If you're the type who hits the gym on vacation (mad respect!), there's a small one. I saw a treadmill and some weights. More for a light workout, than a serious gym.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath: all on offer!
- The One Dive That Changed Everything! I'm not kidding. I did this one night dive. We swam through the wreck in almost total darkness. The coral, the fish, the feeling of the current, and the sheer weight above made me hyper aware! Then, a giant black patch appeared: a school of giant cuttlefish! At one point, about 20 giant cuttlefish suddenly appeared in front of me! Their eyes were glowing… the moment was so beautiful. It was just unreal. It was the kind of experience that makes you question everything.
Cleanliness and Safety: They're Taking it Seriously (Thank Goodness!)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good to know.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Good!
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere!
- Hygiene certification: Seems they are taking it all seriously
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Nice.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Great.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Helpful.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: good to know, but I can't personally say I saw them, I just assume they do.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: I'll take their word for it, as I mostly eat off of other plates!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventures
Okay, the food. It's good. Not Michelin-star good, but definitely satisfying after a long day of diving.
- Restaurants: I saw at least one restaurant on the property. It was open, and the food was good.
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant: Not sure if always. But it's there!
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, you'll find most things you're looking for.
- Happy hour: Absolutely, yes! Perfect for those post-dive Bintangs (local beer).
- Poolside bar: Where else would you order a cocktail?
- Breakfast [buffet], Asian breakfast, Western breakfast: Got to fuel those dives!
- Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Always a win.
- Room service [24-hour]: Convenient, especially after a late-night dive.
- Bottle of water: Very necessary when you can't find a place to buy more, and that hot Bali sun gets to you!
Services and Conveniences: Taking Care of the Details
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes. Bali hot and humid? Obviously.
- Doorman, Daily housekeeping, Luggage storage: Got you covered.
- Concierge: Helpful for booking tours or organizing transportation.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Safety deposit boxes: The basics.
- Gift/souvenir shop: For those compulsory "I went diving and all I got was this t-shirt" moments.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: Essentials for a dive trip. You will smell like the ocean.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Airport transfer, Taxi service: Getting around is easy.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See Accessibility.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, Meetings: (If you must mix business with pleasure).
For the Kids: Family Friendly
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Babysitting service, Kids meal: This is a good option for families. The resort wasn't crammed with children, but it felt welcoming.
Access, Important Details
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out: Safety is a priority!
- Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour]: Necessary.
- Getting around: You might have to organize it yourself, but it's easy.
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty Gritty
- Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Bathrobes, Bathrobes, Blackout curtains, Free bottled water, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: All present and accounted for. The rooms were comfortable. Basic, but clean and functional.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: great for the family.
- Additional toilet: nice!
- Alarm clock, Closet, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Sofa: Basic, but functional.
- Socket near the bed: Crucial for charging those dive computers and cameras!
My Verdict: Go!
Seahua Haha isn't perfect. It's a little rough around the edges, a little quirky. But that's what makes it charming. The diving is unbelievable. The staff are friendly. And the whole vibe is just… relaxing.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my Bali adventure at Seahua Haha Tulamben Dive Resort. This ain't your glossy, Instagram-filtered travel brochure. This is real life, with all the sunburns, questionable food choices, and moments of pure, unadulterated joy.
Bali, Here I COME (and Immediately Regret Packing So Much)
Day 1: Arrival - Jet Lag & Jungle Fever (Sort Of)
- Morning (or what I think is morning): Landed at Denpasar airport. Good lord, it's hot and humid. Instantly regretted hauling that extra pair of boots. Who even needs boots in Bali?! The immigration line was a slow-motion dance of sweaty tourists shuffling forward. Honestly, I was half-convinced I'd be asked to sing a song for entry.
- Afternoon: The transfer to Tulamben was a ride. Think winding roads, scooters zipping past like kamikaze butterflies, and me clinging for dear life to the seat handle. Saw some rice paddies that were, ngl, pretty spectacular. That initial "oh WOW" moment. And then, I passed out for an hour from the heat.
- Evening: Arrived at Seahua Haha. Cute little bungalows, right on the beach. Checked in, greeted by the friendly staff, and then promptly collapsed in my room. Jet lag is a beast. Managed to drag myself to the restaurant for something that looked like food, hoping for the best. Ended up eating a plate of fried noodles and a Bintang. The Bintang was cold, so, win!
- Anecdote: I attempted to unpack, but it was way too much work. My suitcase exploded open like a treasure chest of chaos. My socks, my underwear, and my favorite sun hat, all in a glorious, messy pile. I gave up and just grabbed what I could find.
- First Impressions: The resort is charming, the staff are super nice, and I've already seen a gecko. I'm officially in paradise… and desperately need a shower.
Day 2: Diving Day One - Underwater Awesomeness (Followed by Fish-Induced Panic)
- Morning: Woke up early-ish. The sun was already blasting. Breakfast was a delightful mix of fruits, eggs, and coffee. Met my dive instructor, a guy named Wayan, who smelled vaguely of the ocean and optimism. He's the most chill Balinese dude possibly.
- Mid-Morning: First dive: the Liberty Wreck! I was so excited I nearly forgot my dive mask. Entering the water felt amazing. The shipwreck itself was just incredible. Schools of fish swirled around me like underwater confetti in a dark, deep silence - the most magical experience. I could have stayed there forever. Felt completely at peace. Saw a giant sea turtle. That was the highlight of the trip.
- Quirky Observation: The way the light filtered through the wreck made it look like a scene from a really cool video game.
- Afternoon: My second dive didn't go quite as smoothly. I got a bit too close to a bunch of fish, and suddenly felt like I was surrounded by an army of tiny, judgemental eyeballs. My breathing got shallow, and I briefly panicked. Wayan had to gently coax me back down. Now, I know, it sounds silly, but I got so completely freaked. The water was super hot but getting back on the boat made the air freezing.
- Evening: Dinner and Bintang by the beach. The sky exploded with colors as the sun went down. Recovered from the panic. Felt grateful for all the beauty in Bali and the good fortune to be there. Watched, enthralled as local fisherman dragged their nets along the shoreline.
- Emotional Reaction: That dive was a rollercoaster. From pure joy to absolute fear. But hey, that's part of the adventure, right? And I'm ready for another dive tomorrow
Day 3: Diving Day Two - More Wreck, More Wonder, (And Potentially Less Fishy Terror)
- Morning: Up. Repeat breakfast. Heading out for the Liberty. I will now have to face my fishy fear. I have a bit of a nervous flutter in my stomach, but I'm mostly excited.
- Mid-Morning: Second day, second dive at the Liberty Wreck. This time, I feel much calmer. Enjoyed it even more, and managed to spot a few more interesting creatures. Wayan and I even managed to take a selfie with the wreck in the background. It looks like one of those super posed touristy photos, but it also represents the magic that happens when you have a calm person next to you while experiencing something new.
- Opinionated Language: I will be honest. I think diving is absolutely the best way to experience the ocean. Snorkeling is good, but the silence and the feeling of weightlessness underwater are unparalleled. This is the life!
- Afternoon: My third dive, something called "Coral Garden" which was supposed to be calmer and less intense than the wreck… Perfect!
- Evening: Ate, again, and watched the stars. Fell to sleep listening to the waves.
Day 4: Exploring and Lounging - The Rest of Paradise (Also, Sunburn)
- Morning: Slept in! (Sort of, the sun doesn't care about sleep. It's already hot.) Strolled along the beach. Found a little shop selling souvenirs, and I bought a sarong (because, Bali). And sunscreeen.
- Afternoon: Sunbathing and reading on a lounger. The ocean breeze was divine. Realized I'd forgotten to reapply sunscreen, so now I'm sporting a bit of a lobster-esque tan. Oops.
- Evening: Tried one of those traditional Balinese massages. Wow! So good, though, let's be honest, it felt a little weird with the whole masseuse-wielding-elbows thing. Ended the day with a lovely seafood dinner.
- Rambling: I've been thinking a lot about how different this is from my regular life. Back home, it's all schedules and errands and deadlines. Here, everything moves at a different pace. I feel the tension flowing out of my body.
Day 5: Departure - Saying Goodbye (and Already Planning My Return)
- Morning: One last swim. One last breakfast. Said goodbye to Wayan and the rest of the Seahua Haha crew. They've been amazing!
- Afternoon: Another long drive back to the airport, but this time with a bit more experience and knowledge.
- Evening: Flight home. Already missing the warmth, the friendly faces, and the underwater world I've come to love.
- Emotional Reaction: This trip was incredible. It wasn't perfect. There were moments of discomfort, moments of fear, and moments of pure bliss. But it was real. And that's what matters. Bali, you have officially stolen a piece of my heart. I cannot wait to come back!
This itinerary is, by no means, a perfect plan, it's full of adjustments and adjustments to adjustments. But if you want to be reminded about how wonderful life can be, a trip to Bali should be on everyone's bucket list.
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What is Seahua Haha Tulamben Dive Resort, REALLY? Like, *really* really?
Okay, buckle up, because "Seahua Haha" isn't just a resort, it's... well, it's *Tulamben*. Picture this: you're miles from the Kuta chaos, the air is thick with frangipani and the promise of adventure, and you're pretty much *living* on the beach, with the USS Liberty shipwreck practically in your backyard. Seahua Haha? It’s a cozy basecamp for that. Think bamboo bungalows (some are flashier than others, let's be honest), a restaurant that churns out surprisingly delicious food (seriously, the nasi goreng is a lifesaver after a long day of diving!), and a dive center that's staffed by... well, let's call them passionate enthusiasts. They *live* and *breathe* diving. Seriously, ask them a question, and you'll get a dissertation.
Is the diving *actually* good at Seahua Haha? (Don't sugarcoat it, I'm a diver!)
Good? Honey, it's *legendary*. The Liberty Wreck alone is worth the trip. I'm talking schools of barracuda swirling around you, giant groupers staring you down like they own the place… and they probably do. And then there's the macro life! Frogfish the size of your thumb, nudibranchs that look like they've been painted by a psychedelic artist… it's unbelievable. My first dive on the Liberty? I swear I almost peed my wetsuit. The sheer scale of it, the fish… it's breathtaking! But be warned: the current can be a beast sometimes. Heed the divemasters! They know their stuff. And remember, sometimes Murphy's law kicks in, and visibility might be a bit… murky. Don't expect crystal-clear water *every* day, but the rewards are worth the sometimes-challenging conditions. I've almost missed a dive completely once because the dive master forgot to put my gear together. That's the charm, the messy-ness of the place!
Okay, BUT...what about the rooms? Are they luxurious?
"Luxurious" might be a stretch. Let's call them "charming." You're not coming here for the marble bathrooms; you're coming for the ocean view and the sound of the waves. Some bungalows are bigger and slightly fancier than others (do some research!). The beds are comfy enough, the air conditioning is a godsend (trust me), and the mosquito nets are your best friend. Embrace the rustic vibe! I’ve stayed in some rooms that felt practically brand new, and some that felt like they'd been around since the wreck itself! Either way, clean is clean and the staff are helpful and are generally happy to fix anything you need. And honestly, after a day of diving, you’ll barely be in your room anyway.
What about the food?? I'm a picky eater!
Look, I'm a foodie. I'm a *snob*. But the food at Seahua Haha is surprisingly good. The breakfast is standard (eggs, toast, fruit), but the lunch and dinner menus offer a decent variety of Indonesian and Western dishes. The nasi goreng is a staple (and so, so good after a dive), the seafood is fresh, and they even make a decent pizza (for when you're craving a little comfort food). The restaurant staff are lovely, and they'll try their best to accommodate your dietary needs, but don't expect Michelin-star quality. It’s hearty, it’s filling, and it's exactly what you need to refuel after a day of exploring the underwater world. I once tried to order a complicated vegan dish, and the chef just *laughed* and then produced something brilliant. It’s all about the local flavours, and the food is good!
Is it good for non-divers, too? My partner/friend/family member isn't a diver.
Ehhhh... that's a tough one. Tulamben is, first and foremost, a diver's paradise. If your partner/friend/family member is *totally* uninterested in even snorkeling, they might get a little restless. There's some beach time (the sand is volcanic so it’s not the softest), but it's not really a "beach vacation" kind of place. There are some yoga classes, there's some walking around the coastline, and there's a very relaxed vibe to the place which can be a blessing if that's their speed. But if they're expecting sunbathing and cocktail umbrellas, maybe this isn't the place. But! The sunsets are spectacular, and the overall chilled-out environment can be relaxing (in the right mood). Consider some day trips if they get bored.
Are there any shops or nightlife?
Nightlife? HAHA! (See what I did there?) No. Not really. There are a couple of warungs (small local restaurants) down the road, but don't expect pounding music or flashing lights. It's all about the early mornings and the quiet evenings. There are a few small shops selling diving gear, snacks, and souvenirs, but don't anticipate major shopping sprees. Think of it as a digital detox retreat... although the Wi-Fi works sometimes, so there's that. Embrace the tranquility! Read a book, chat with fellow divers, watch the stars. It's a refreshing change of pace.
What's the best time to go?
Dry season (May to September) offers the best visibility and calmest seas. But honestly, I’ve been there in the shoulder seasons, too (April and October), and it was still amazing. It rains sometimes during the rainy season (October/November to April), which can affect visibility, but hey, even a murky dive is better than *no* dive, right? Try to avoid peak holiday times if you're not into crowds. But no matter when you go, just be prepared for... well, for unpredictable weather patterns.
My Biggest Seahua Haha Experience!
Okay, this is the one. The dive. The one that cemented my utter love for this place. It was a night dive on the Liberty Wreck. Night dives, for me, are about 50% sheer terror and 50% pure, unadulterated awe. We descended into the inky blackness, the dive lights cutting through the gloom. Then, we saw it. The wreck, *literally* teeming with life. It was an absolute sensory overload. The Liberty had become a home to everything. I saw a massive Spanish dancer nudibranch undulating gracefully like a crimson ribbon. The biggest, coolest scorpion fish I’d ever seen. And then… *the eels*. Moray eels, poking their heads out of every crevice, their teethHotel Finder Reviews
